Sayonara, Kutaragi-san

Well it was bound to happen. The Playstation 3 has cost Ken Kutaragi his job. It’s like I’ve said all along. This machine is too expensive and nobody wants it. Who’s gonna pay $600 for a game machine? And what gives with this butt-ugly design? It looks like one of those goddamn home sandwich grillers they used to sell on TV. I don’t know what Ken was smoking when he dreamed up this crazy box with its stupid freako one-off chip. Seriously. Brain dead from the start. Total DOA. Well, don’t say I didn’t call it, cause I did. Sayonara, Kutaragi-san. And take that shiny turd of a PS3 with you when you leave, okay?