If I did it

So I did a conference call with this new lawyer and I was like, Okay, let’s say that the stuff that got written about in the Financial Times really happened. Why do people seem to think that if Nancy and Fred forged some documents and gave 7.5 million options to me, that somehow I had something to do with this? Where is the connection to me? I just don’t see it. If anything, I’m the victim here. I mean, I didn’t put my name on the documents. They did.

And then I was like, So what do you think? Can we run with this?

By then of course I had the lawyer fully hypnotized — yes, I can do this to people over the phone, not just in person — and he was like, Ya know what? It makes sense to me. I’ll get back to you. Not to worry. Enjoy your holiday.