I’m sorry but this is so friggin wrong

Who on earth is gonna run out and buy this lame-ass Sony 007 kit with a special 007 briefcase and a 007 camera? Especially since it costs $4,000? I mean, check this shit out. My God. Can you imagine some frigtard getting on an airplane and whipping this out? Hey, sweet. You’ve got the 007 model. Did you get the decoder ring too? And the shoe phone? All this cause Microsoft can’t get Fista out the door. And we still have 3% market share. Dudes, how can this be?