And he’s like, Bro, I know you musta heard all that shit about how scary it is inside and all the shit that goes down inside. Well let me just tell you, bro, it ain’t like that at all. That’s just shit people make up to be scary or whatever. Truth is, all you gotta do is this. First day you’re in, you meet your cellmate, and you just decide right then and there, Do you wanna be the husband, or do you wanna be the wife? What’s that? You wanna be the husband? Okay, cool. That’s fine. No problem. No just come on over here and suck your new wife’s dick. Ha! Punk!