And he goes, Look, before you sign on with the Muslims at least give our frat a listen to, okay? Fact is, you’re gonna get a lot of offers to rush just about every frat there is, we know that, you’re a popular guy. So the question is, Which of these groups offers you the best selection of opportunities? I’d like you to consider our little brotherhood. We’ve got great food, snacks available 24×7, and I think you’ll agree our living quarters are a wee bit nicer than what you see on the average floor. Thing is, I’m getting old, and I’m tired, and I’m looking for someone to take over. And by the way don’t you ever tell anyone I said that or I’ll slit your fucking throat and bathe in your blood you fucking pig I swear I’ll do it. Um, sorry. Anyhoo, where was I? Oh yeah. The leadership question. Fact is, I been watching you, Jobso. You’re good. You’re very good. You’ve got the whole cult thing down. Nice beard, too, by the way. And the Zen thing. Super touch. Question is, Can you make people kill for you? I think you can. You’ve just got to reach down inside yourself and find that little inner demon. You know he’s in there. Oops, gotta go. Pigs are going around rounding up the cell phones. Look don’t give anyone this number okay? You promise? Then say it! Say it out loud and promise me you miserable scumfuck or I swear I’ll take the form of a bird and fly out of this place in the middle of the night and attack you in your sleep and gouge your fucking eyes out. Oh man. Sorry. Gotta go. Sorry. Love you too. Bye.