Cornered by his two least favorite people, Bill Gates smiles to himself as he rips a huge fart as silently as possible.
Much love to operative c for this one.
Runner-up:
Bill: It’s like “dining philosophers” without the dining and the philosophers. I’m stuck between metastases and senility. And boy do I hate these flowers. It will feel good to destroy mankind when I release Vista.
Mad props to Scooter McNealy.
Fake Mac Pros are in the mail.
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