From Zmooth G:
Black Shirts: $20
Google aquires YouTube: $1.65B
Schmidt showing the correct hand positioning for scrotum stimulation: Priceless
There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s MasterCard.
From Luis de la Orden Morais:
Schmidt: I, for one, would rather squeeze it as I throb it forwards and backwards…
Sergei: No way, dude, you don’t do something like that with something so precious. Just pick it up with the tips of your fingers and massage it gently…
Larry: Right, any more suggestions for a possible use of YouTube?
Not sure why such a focus on masturbation. No doubt it reveals a great deal about our readership’s demographic. Fake Mac Pros are in the mail. Thanks to all who competed so valiantly. Good luck on the new one (below).