A game we all can play

For some reason El Jobso is getting all sorts of Nigerian bank scam emails lately. No doubt a lame prank engineered by Gates & Co., but whatever. Here’s my idea. One of these douchebags is in the UK. If any of you dudes are in the UK, contact this frigtard and set up a meeting. If you can get him to show up someplace, take his photo and send it to me, and I’ll post it here. Best if he looks shocked, scared, freaked out, etc. No limit on number of people who can play. The more the better in fact. Simple as that. Let the games begin.

Contact name is Owen Green.
Phone:+44 702 407 2709
Email: claims_unit70004@yahoo.com

Here’s the full email I received:

P O BOX 1010
(Customer Services)

Ref: UK/9420X4/67


We are happily announce to you the draw (1032) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on 8th August 2006. It is yet to be unclaimed and you are getting the final NOTIFICATION as regards this.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475612545 187, Serial Number: 5368/03 drew the lucky numbers: 21,32,41,42,43,46 [Bonus # .17],

which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 6 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £691,252 .00( Six Hundred And Ninety One Thousand, Two Hundred And Fifty Two Great Britain Pounds) in cash credited to fileKTU/9023118308/07. You can ask for our ONLINE RESULT SITE to comfirm the value of your winnings.

This is from a total cash prize of £2,893,361{Two million,Eight hundred and nintythree thousand ,Three hundred and Sixtyone Great Britain Pounds Sterling} was approved for the four( 4)lucky winners in this category i.e Match 6 .All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly.

Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from a pool of over 25,000 names of distinguished professionals drawn from Europe, America, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Middle-East, parts of Africa, and North & South America as part of our international promotions programme conducted annually to encourage prospective overseas entries.

The internet emailing diea was used, since most people do are not able to purchase tickets and play outside the UK. We hope with part of your prize awards, you will take part in our subsequent lottery jackpots.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

To file for your claim, please contact our Fudiciary Agent:
Mr. Owen Green
Phone number: +44 702 407 2709
Official Email: claims_unit70004@yahoo.com
Foreign Services Manager,
Payment and Release order Department,
1. FULL NAMES:_______________________________________________________
3. AGE________________________________________
4. SEX:_________________________
5. MARITAL STATUS:_____________________________________
6.CONTACT ADDRESS:_____________________________________________
7.TELEPHONE NUMBER:___________________
9.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL:_______________________________________
10.WINNING E-MAIL ADDRESS:________________________________
11.WINNING NUMBER:_________________________________________
12TOTAL AMOUNT WON:_________________________________________

Endeavour to email him your full names,winning numbers,email/billing address,telephone and fax numbers immediately.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Please send your reply via email: claims_unit70004@yahoo.com
Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully,

Mrs. Mercy Moore

Online coordinator for THE NATIONAL LOTTERY Sweepstakes International Program.

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