Don’t even think about it

Here’s a photo of Katie Cotton, our VP of Worldwide Communications, stationed in her new post looking out for reporters or bloggers. Because here’s the thing. We’ve tried to be open and forthcoming. And you just abuse us. Well, that’s over. We’re not answering any more of your questions, not putting out any press statements. I’m warning you a-holes. Katie isn’t hypnotized. This was her idea. And she’s not gonna just wing you in the arm or the leg. Her orders are shoot to kill. But go ahead, if you don’t believe me. Try it. Drive on up to the campus and get out of your crappy little reporter car. Go ahead, you weenie. I’m begging you. Make my day.