People are shocked — shocked! — to discover that Mr. Bill is using his “charity” to make business loans to buyout groups instead of buying vaccine for Third World kiddies or whatever. Frankly I’m surprised he’s not using the money to drown kittens. Kids, keep an eye on those weird Third World countries that get a big chunk of Gates Foundation bucks and see if they don’t also, coincidentally, become big customers for Windows and Office. You want clean water, Paco? Then get rid of the friggin Linux. Immediamente, if not sooner. You get it? Trust me, Mr. Bill always has extra cards up his sleeve.